For men, getting head is like pizza: Even when it’s so-so, it’s still pretty awesome.
Men love getting blow jobs. Many will say it’s their favorite thing, and unless there’s teeth involved, chances are even semi-OK that getting head is pretty awesome. But, of course, all men have that one really amazing time that stands out from the rest as the very best he’s ever had.
We surveyed our colleagues and friends asking them what their favorite time ever was. You may learn some pointers for the next time you hook up with your own guy. Just make sure he reciprocates. Guys who make you do all the work, no pun intended, suck.
1. She used a silk scarf to stroke my shaft while the tip of her tongue flickered around the head.
She would slowly integrate some full lip sucking of the tip as I became increasingly excited. She would use more saliva until she was ready to take all of me in. She would slowly swallow my entire cock, moving the silk scarf from my shaft to my balls as she lowered. Then, rubbing my balls with the scarf, she went to town with just the right variation of deep throat, licking and sucking.
Both sides of her head were also shaved, so the sides of her head in my hands was also part of the sensation. —Magnus Sullivan of ManShop.com
2. She made me feel like she desired my cock and devoured it like candy.
I’m effectively keeping amazing memories of some blow jobs. The girl really made me feel like she desired my cock so much, and was devouring it like a candy. My pleasure came from the fact that I could see that the girl really enjoyed it and wanted it.
Then comes the technique…
I like when the girl also licks my balls and my ass. I personally prefer when a girl does deep throating. I love when she enjoys swallowing my cum or having it on her face… it’s the pleasure to see how much the woman is ready to give to you and to pleasure you.—Anonymous
3. I loved the spontaneity of it.
A BJ in a ladies room. I just got pulled in and she just did it. Not even in a stall, we were out in the open so anyone could have walked in! I loved the spontaneity, the aggressiveness and the danger of it.—Bill O.
4. There was zero teeth involved.
She doesn’t use teeth whatsoever, and knows how to use her hand and mouth simultaneously. I lost feeling in my extremities one time because it was so good. —Anonymous
5. She pushed on my perineum right before I came.
Most men will not turn down a good (or bad) blow job. But there have been blow jobs here and there that have stood out amongst the others.
“Years ago, I got one that should have received an award. This woman was not only amazing with her tongue technique and had no gag reflex, she also knew something about pushing on my perineum right before I came.
So many blow jobs and that push on the hidden gem between my balls and ass was a first. She told me she could make it even better. No way, I thought. She ordered me something called an Aneros prostate massager. I’m a straight male and wasn’t quite sure about having anything stuck up my ass, no matter how small. She assured me it wasn’t going to be ‘stuck up my ass.’ After the blow job I was already receiving from her, how could I say no?
So she began real slow, allowing her saliva to build up to sneak the massager in. And it worked. Before I knew it, she was throwing all her tricks into this blow job, along with a little jiggle of the Aneros toy here and there, until I came so hard and so long that I felt like I was having more than one orgasm. I’m ruined, I thought.
That was the most amazing blow job ever. How will any woman ever top that? I guess she’ll need practice. You can always practice on me, or any other guy. Like I said before, we won’t turn down a girl who wants to go down. —Joe J.
6. Road head — somewhere on 95-South in Virginia!
The best head I ever had was during a road trip from New Jersey to Florida. I had just flown up to New Jersey to bring my girlfriend back down to Florida to live with me.
The feeling of being so incredibly in love, knowing you’re going to spend the rest of your life with someone, brings a level of excitement to the table. That excitement, paired with perpetual lust, led to a fabulous blowjob — or ‘road head’ — somewhere on 95-S in Virginia. I think it was also great because a trucker saw us honked his horn! —Anonymous
7. She let me 69 her while she was going down on me.
Originally published by Aly Walansky at YourTango.
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