15 Jokes That’ll Make Chronically Single People Laugh Through Their Tears

Hello, my name is Taylor and I am chronically single. Despite my rugged good looks, I have been single for {redacted} and lately, I’ve settled into a flux between loving my abundant free time and trying to shake the feeling that I’ll die alone on the toilet with the TV still on the “Are You Still Watching” Netflix screen and no I won’t still be watching Netflix I’m dead so stop patronizing me.

“Single culture” is growing faster than ever these days, especially since millennials are getting involved in romantic relationships a lot less than they used to be. But just because we’re single doesn’t mean we’re not happy, or we can’t laugh about our situation. I laugh at my situation all the time hahahahahahahahhahahaha.

Here are a few jokes for all my single ladies out there:

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Let this be a reminder: we are bonded together through our desperation. Now excuse me while I go laugh/cry into my cereal.

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