The Cast Of ‘Gilmore Girls’ Weighs In On The Team Dean, Team Logan and Team Jess Debate

Any Gilmore Girls fan knows that the debate over which of Rory’s boyfriend is her true soulmate has been a lengthy and contentious one. However, with the Gilmore Girls reboot looming closer on the horizon, the protracted argument has been given new life.

Fortunately for all of us, the Gilmore Girls cast is here to finally weigh in on this timeless question. And despite what you might think, the answer definitely isn’t unanimous. The town of Stars Hollow seems pretty divided on which guy Rory should “choose.”

Not surprisingly, Gypsy is Team Dean due to his impeccable auto tech skills.

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The Life and Death Brigade members are obviously (mostly) Team Logan.

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Even Dean knows that Team Dean isn’t gonna happen, so he’s deferred to Team Jess.

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Kirk seems surprisingly confident in his choice of Team Logan (which makes me slightly concerned that Kirk and I agree on something).

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Logan characteristically dodged the question by giving a vague and diplomatic answer (which wasn’t really an answer).

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Patti and Babette basically voiced what we were all secretly fantasizing about.

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But, I think we can all agree that Paul Anka is the true dreamboat of Stars Hollow.

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While it’s unclear where everyone stands on this issue, one thing is evident: we’re not getting any hints about which (if any) of these guys will end up with Rory. As you may have noticed, Lorelai, Rory, Emily and Luke’s opinions are all conspicuously absent from this roundup of character opinions.

So we’re left to wonder, yet again, which fellow is truly Gilmore-worthy.

My only hope is that this debate will be settled with a round of shirtless mud wrestling between the three prospective champions. I think we can all agree that it’s the only civilized way to bring this disagreement to a close.

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