Here’s What The Sinners Are Buying On Amazon This Week

The weekend is finally upon us, thank god, and that can only mean one thing (aside from inevitable binge drinking and endless amounts of Netflix) the Sinners Of Amazon List is back.

We know you’ve been chomping at the bit to see what the deviants are buying this week,  but fear not because you will be far from disappointed. As we get closer to the holidays and Black Friday, you might even want to order a couple of these rather unique items for that one adventurous “friend” on your list. We won’t judge.

Warning: Things are about to get very NSFW up in here.

1. SVAKOM Mini Emma Waterproof Rechargeable Wand Vibrator

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First on our list this week is the waterproof wand vibrator that bears an uncomfortable resemblance to some sort of Dr. Seuss character. However, satisfied customers have given this magenta pleasure toy a solid 4.5 stars saying “There are so many combinations that you will never get bored. This has become my new favorite bed side toy! It’s pretty quiet as well so you don’t have to worry about being overheard.”

Get it HERE

2. Christmas Reindeer Mankini Thong

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This holiday-themed banana hammock is almost too ridiculous to handle, but we had to include it because, we just did okay? I mean, how can you look at that poor reindeer face and not feel remotely sorry for him? Then again depending on the man candy inside, maybe we should be jealous of the reindeer? Okay, I’m done.

Get it HERE

3. Kheper Oral Sex Game

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If you’ve been looking for the perfect way to spice up your love life Kheper’s Oral Sex Game might be just what the doctor ordered. According to its product description, this adult board game is “an experience of oral adventures. Orally tantalize your lover as you move your game markers around the board.”

Get it HERE

4. 6.8” Realistic Suction Cup Dildo Strap On

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This slightly aggressive-looking strap on is one of the top-rated sex products on Amazon this week. Reviewers give this realistic toy a 4.8 stars and its product description says it’s  “Super realistic and flexible with durable shape,perfectly to stimulate female’s G spot.”

Get it HERE

5. Peni-Colada XXL Shot Syringes

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While we are certain that these are meant for Bachelorette parties and the like, we can’t help but be tempted to order them for office parties. Don’t worry our HR has a great sense of humor.

Get it HERE

6. Davidsource Pierced Leather Shaping Bra With Collar

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The next item up on our list is ideal for those of you who enjoy dipping into the BDSM world now and again or are looking to get involved. Don’t knock it ’till you try it, right?

Get it HERE

7. Realistic Full Size Love Doll

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There’s always at least one item every week that makes us truly question what TF is going through people’s minds, but nevertheless we include said item so that you can help us endure its bizarre nature. This seemingly realistic sex doll is literally the stuff of my nightmares and I hope to never have to look at it again.

Get it HERE

8. Pipedream Products Sexy Boobie Sucker

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Yes, it’s exactly what it looks like and no we don’t want one for ourselves, but it would make for a perfect gag gift for those less than mature men in our lives. It’s like a sippy cup for “adults” and it’s too ridiculous not to share.

Get it HERE

9. Adjustable BDSM Leather Hood Mask

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Again, if BDSM is your thing, this mask may be just what your collection needs. While it reminds me of a Halle Berry Cat Woman, I’m not the biggest fans of having my face covered in the bedroom. To each their own, I suppose.

Get it HERE

10. Edible Body Play Paints Kit

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Tbh, I’ve always wondered how well this would actually work or if it’s even worth the time. According to its description, “These delicious tasting Edible Body Paints are fun to play with and let you really say what is on your mind.” Hmmm…could be worth a try.

Get it HERE

11. Pro Heavy Duty Self Pleasuring Sliding Chair

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Dear god, this seriously looks like some piece of heavy duty machinery. Are we firing a weapon here? What TF is going on? Apparently, this is one of the most sought after toys on the market, “The F-Slider uses your natural body movement to provide stimulation in a comfortable seated position. Slide your way to ecstasy.”

Get it HERE

12. Lurepink Waterproof Silicone Personal 8X Multi-Speed Kegel Massager

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This personal massager is kind of adorable and supposedly really gets the job done. With 4.6 out of 5 stars, one satisfied customer said “The silicone is smooth and soft. I liked that the vibrator thad small ridges in use the right places.”

Get it HERE

13. Dicky Chug Sports Bottle

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Last, but certainly not least is this cleverly named Dicky Chug waterbottle. Yes, Dicky Chug incase you needed a more graphic mental image. Though I would never be seen drinking out of this, I think it would be a hilarious gag gift or perfect for the next bachelorette party you attend.

Get it HERE

See Also: 13 People On The Bullsh*t That Ended Their Last Relationship

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