Some mornings, you simply can’t be bothered to tell the world to go f*ck itself — so why not have your daily cup of coffee do it for you?
Here are a few foul-mouthed mugs to ward off any cheerful morning people and annoying acquaintances. Some are simple, some are sweary, and all of them are pretty damn salty.
The next time your hungover brain is too exhausted to extricate yourself from painful small talk, one of these sassy mugs will happily do the trick for you. Because nobody will assume you woke up on the right side of the bed when you’re sipping out of one of these bad boys.
1. This cup that simply tells your coworkers like it is.
2. This mug, which dares people to say that you “look tired.”
3. This steaming cup of “y’all-haters-shut-your-mouths.”
4. This cup that is shutting everybody down.
5. Your official title, on a mug.
6. This mug, which is right on the verge of nervous breakdown.
8. A subtle reminder to others that you simply can’t be bothered.
10. The mug that reminds everyone not to f*ck with your truly magical side.
11. The eye roll heard ’round the world.
13. The cup of faux enthusiasm.
14. This mug that just combines all your favorite curse words, so you don’t have to.
15. This cup that is barely holding it together right now.
17. This cup, which serves as a warning to all potential assh*les.
18. This mug, which reminds everybody of who you really are.
19. The dainty cup that would like you to flap your lips somewhere else.
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