For many millennial women (especially those of us who live in metropolitan areas), Broad City is not only a hilarious, female-driven comedy, it also encapsulates many of the relatable experiences of being a female in a highly-populated city. From navigating public transit to getting locked out of the apartment, there’s basically a Broad City episode for every woe. It’s really no wonder that so many of us feel compelled to fangirl over Abbi and Ilana.
This holiday season, honor your fellow Broad City junkies with some gifts that will echo the show’s essence and quotability. Sadly, vibrators and butt plugs didn’t make the list, but don’t worry — there is a vagina purse, so the Broad City girls would definitely approve.
1. This Bingo Bronson enamel pin, which will make you smile even if you’ve just had your wisdom teeth taken out.
2. The Broad City soundtrack on vinyl — definitely perfect for playing at the “Narnia of parties.”
3. This minty Lime Crime lipstick, just like the kind Ilana habitually wears when she’s masturbating.
4. Rock this BrickBrickGear “Bad” hat, just like Ilana.
5. This fanny pack that’s perfectly emblazoned with illustrations straight from the Broad City opening credits.
6. This pin set that includes some of the best Abbi and Ilana quotes.
7. This cross-stitch that’s basically Ilana’s life motto.
8. This mug that reminds all of us to be responsible and eat some damn candy. (Be sure to avoid the jawbreakers, though.)
9. These candles, to honor our patron saints of Gowanus and Astoria.
10. This embroidery piece that’s perfect for hanging up in your klurb — I mean, home.
11. This piece of art to commemorate that time Ilana disposed of Abbi’s poop.
12. This brilliant, illustrated phone case that pretty much includes all of your favorite things.
13. This tank top that is literally FLAWLESS.
14. These badass Broad City nail decals, for when you’re flipping off cat-callers.
15. The actual Bingo Bronson plush doll, to help you through any weed-induced nightmares.
16. These classy-ass themed socks.
17. This necklace that will help you to channel your inner Ilana.
18. This amazing Abbi and Ilana pinup illustration from Emma Munger.
19. These BFF pins for you and your best friend — er, “frond.”
20. This vagina purse, which would definitely make Ilana proud. (Not that I’m encouraging you to carry your weed in here.)