12 Slightly Risqué Gifts For The Adventurous Person In Your Life

Sure, we can buy gifts like flowers and neckties, but how inventive are those? If you are trying to avoid being basic AF this holiday season, here are some gift ideas that are risqué for sure, perhaps a touch inappropriate depending on who you are giving them to, but sure to be original and tons of fun.

1. Jesus Condoms

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With the birth of Christ around the corner, it’s a great time to make sure you’re not celebrating another birth a few months later. That’s probably why Funny Condoms created a line of condoms inspired by the Lord himself: Whether you’re nailing someone you just met at church or at your local bible study, these condoms are perfect for the first and second coming. Don’t regret having the Holy Spirit burning inside of you if you choose not to wear a Jesus Condom.

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2. Cook To Bang: The Lay Cook’s Guide To Getting Laid

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A cookbook is always a great idea, but this is especially risqué because you are telling them if they make you the right dinner, you will put out – and kind of inappropriate to the wrong party. You can give this gift to your friend with benefits, but probably not to your dad or brother, unless they have a really great sense of humor.

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3. Edible Candy G-String

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You never know the reaction edible candy undies will get, but you’ll have so much fun finding out!

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4. Srirachas Crotchless Yoga Pants

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They look and feel like other yoga pants, but have a secret opening in the crotch that’s completely hidden from view (yes – yoga pants made for sex). Why?  Women love yoga pants. Men love how women look in them. Women love to feel sexy. And both men and women love sex.  Just don’t use them for yoga…

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5. Donut-Flavored Unicorn Spit Lube

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Lube is an important addition to a naughty drawer, making it a great gift – but still a bit awkward if the recipient is not expecting it!

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6. Spank the Yeti

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Spank the Yeti is an adult party game that is irreverent, hilarious, and inspired by the parlor game, F*ck, Marry, Kill. Each round, one player pairs up three Action Cards with three Object Cards, and the other players try to correctly predict his or her answers. You don’t really know your friends until you know whose dingleberries they’d eat. Added bonus: the box glows in the dark… for raucous late night shenanigans!

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7. Valfre Bowie Chokers

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These make you the perfect gift to be “unwrapped.”

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8. “Face Down Ass Up” Necklace

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A 14k yellow gold Huckleberry tombstone pendant necklace has a hefty price tag which makes it that much naughtier I suppose?  LOL.  The pendant alone is $900 and depending on which chain you select, can set you back up to $1800.

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9. Best Bitches Keychains

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This keychain slash purse charm is the perfect gift for the best bitch in your life. Use it to hold all your keys or to adorn your purse. Either way it’s wonderful present for the bestie who completes you!

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10. Fetish Fantasy Dance Pole

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It’s kind of weird to buy a stripper pole for anyone you are SURE does not want it. Risqué, for sure, if they do – but how crazy would it be to get this for your mom?

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11. “I Like My Eyelashes As Black As My Heart” Large Makeup Pouch

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This extra large makeup pouch is perfect for taking all your makeup on the go, but totally shows you are aware of their dark side.

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12. BlewIt Pleasure Training for Men

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If you want to give a gift that pays attention to his repetitive habit but turn it into a mindful routine that may actually bring sex for both of you to the next level, this is a great gift idea that he’ll have no idea what to make of, but absolutely love you for. It may look more like a Bluetooth speaker than a pleasure product, but the design is about much more than looking good enough to leave out in your bedroom.

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