Here’s What The Sinners Are Buying On Amazon This Week

It’s that time of the week again, ladies and gents. The Sinners Of Amazon have been shopping like crazy during this holiday season and their purchases aren’t getting any less deviant.

Let’s just say, if you’ve been looking for something for that rather adventurous “friend” on your list this year, you’ve come to the right place. Set your browsers to private and lose yourselves in the freakiest corners of the internet, my friends. We don’t judge.

1. Riodong 8.25 Inch Thick Realistic Suction Cup Dildo


First up on our list is this monstrous “realistic” and veiny AF dildo. I’m not sure if most people are used to having more than 8 inches at a time, but if that’s your cup of tea this is the right toy for you. Reviewers give this big boy a 5-star rating for its “Soft, flexible and durable shape, that’s perfect to stimulate your G-spot.”

Get it HERE

2. Blidece Women’s Ecstasy Black Lace Eye Mask and Restraint Handcuffs


Next up is a 50 Shades-esque lace bondage set complete with blindfold and handcuffs. This is a great gift for those couples looking to spice things up a little bit in the bedroom without severe BDSM materials.

Get it HERE

3. RabbitYoyo Magic Wand Massager


Men, pay attention because this is the hot gift to get your lady this year. This magic wand massager is said to be one of the best on the market and has been given a consistent 5-star rating by several satisfied customers.

Get it HERE

4. Dick Head Hoopla Ring Toss


Of course, we had to include a Bachelorette-themed game on our list this week, but let’s be honest who wouldn’t want to play this all the time? It’s like a Pin The Tail On The Donkey for adults!

Get it HERE

5. Orgasmixxx Game for Adults


If you’ve been looking for a clever way to peak your partner’s interest in the bedroom, this game might be just what you need. I mean, it’s called Orgasmixxx for god’s sake. Amazon shoppers give this fame a solid 4-stars and we may just be tempted to try it out.

Get it HERE

6. RealFlesh Pocket Pussy


Every week there’s at least one item that is the stuff of my nightmares and this week it’s yet another disturbing AF looking fleshlight. Seriously, what is that thing!? However, customers have given it 4.7 stars saying it “almost feels like the real thing! Definitely worth buying.”

Get it HERE

7. Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas Tree Ornament


In the spirit of Christmas and all things jolly, we had to add this little naughty gingerbread man to our list. He’s adorably obnoxious and will definitely be hanging on all of our Christmas trees this year.

Get it HERE

8. Goodhead Plumping Lip Balm


Next on our list is a Good Head Lip Balm for well, giving you know what. According to its product description, it “makes lips ultra-full, soft and ready to share the pleasure.”

Get it HERE

9. Colt Shower Shot Water Dong


Yes, this is what it looks like…a removable soft Jelly dong shaped nozzle for your shower. Honestly, this seems like hours of entertainment, but also like a terrible shower head.

Get it HERE

10. Liberator 24-Inch Wedge


The Liberator is a expert sex pillow that  delivers at a divine incline for “deeper penetration and G-spot navigation.” Just add it to your shopping cart, you know you want to.

Get it HERE

11. Men’s Sexy Santa G-String

screen shot 2016 12 16 at 4 19 41 pm Heres What The Sinners Are Buying On Amazon This Week

Last, but certainly not least is this incredible Santa Claus G-string for men. Does it get much more holiday spirited than this?

Get it HERE

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