12 People On The Most NSFW Gift Someone Got Them For Christmas

Christmas gift buying is difficult, which is why the holidays usually end up being such a powder-keg of emotional fallout for couples. When your considering buying your significant other a gift this year you’ll find yourself going back and forth between something serious or something meaningful. For some couples they save up all year in order to treat each other to something lavished the other normally would never buy for themselves. For others, it is a chance to remind their loved one about a favorite memory or time spent together.

However, for another group of people they use this holiday as a way to be both naughty and nice by buying their boos something sexy. In the case of these 12 people, their loved one’s gifts missed the mark and made their holiday season all the more awkward.

Weird Stocking Stuffers

“When I turned 18 my parents thought it would be a good idea to fill my stocking with a box of condoms and lube. I was mortified.” – Kyle, 25. 

Maid in America

“I had gotten my boyfriend a really gorgeous watch he had been asking for forever, and he decided to get me a sexy maid outfit and a porn all about maids who get fucked by their clients. He told me he wanted to give me the gift of role play this Christmas.”- Elizabeth, 28. 

Not a Flashlight

“My boyfriend got me a fleshlight for Christmas last year and actually allowed me to unwrapped it in front of all our friends. They thought it was hilarious but I just couldn’t believe how poor the timing of it all was.” – Paul, 26. 

Socks and Cocks

“My girlfriend once got me a cock ring and a pack of socks for Christmas. I’m not really sure if they were supposed to go together like a set but she definitely presented the gift that way.” –Oliver, 26. 

Weird Subscription

“My brothers when I went to college all bought me a subscription to a bunch of porn websites. I’m not sure if they thought they were being supportive or what, because it was very strange.” – Kris, 24. 

Movie Star

“I once had a boyfriend give me a DVD of a sex tape he had secretly filmed of us. I couldn’t believe he would actually have secretly recorded us let alone edited it and added music and credits.”- Jamie, 29. 

Tiny Dancer

“My girlfriend finally gave me a lap dance after me begging her for once for weeks on Christmas. Unfortunately for me it was a hard lesson in be careful what you wish for because it was the most awkward 4 minutes of my life. Some people just can’t dance, and that is OK.” – Matt, 25. 

Dick Pics

“I’ve had a boyfriend who was long distance send me a polaroid camera and a bunch of pictures of his dick. It was clear he thought it was romantic, but I was a little creeped out.” – Victoria, 23.

Christmas Puppy

“I didn’t really know he was into that sort of thing until he brought me home a collar and a puppy dog tail for Christmas. He said I could give him his present later, which I assume he meant where the tail…but that was never going to happen.”- Nico, 27. 

Dildo Kit

“I think the strangest gift a girlfriend has ever gotten me for Christmas was right before I went on a trip for work for a few months. We were going to try long distance and she decided a great gift for me would be a dildo molding kit haha she said she didn’t want to “miss me too much.” – Liam, 31. 

Awkward Timing

“Oh wow haha I think the strangest gift I’ve ever been giving by a boyfriend is a lot of crotchless panties. He thought it would be OK to give them to me right in front of his family.” – Beth, 25. 

Bath House Coupon

“The most sexual gift my boyfriend has ever given me is a yearly pass to the bathhouse the two of us go to alone and together. Usually we go and cruise guys together but it’s always just in the moment, so the fact that he proactively got it for me was surprising.” – Josh, 30.

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