These Sexy Spider-Man Boudoir Pics Will Make You Wish You Had Eight Eyes

When the sexy, Harry Potter-themed boudoir photoshoot happened, it completely reinvented (and possibly perverted) our love for the wizarding world. After all, who could have imagined that a shirtless Harry Potter could look so (*ahem*) compelling?

Fortunately, it looks like there’s even more fangirl-pleasing hotness where that photoshoot came from. With the help of hot model-nerd, Zachary Howell, photographer Sarah Hester decided to pay homage to her successful Harry Potter boudoir photo shoot by creating an entirely new geeky sex scenario: Spider-Man, undressing after a long night of fighting crime. Hester called the whole thing a “dudeoir” photoshoot.

The results are enough to make your clutch your pearls and fan yourself lightly, to say the least.

Howell embodied the lithe superhero’s alter-ego, Peter Parker, complete with glasses and a hoodie, and slowly undressed past his Spider-Man costume until he was just in his skivvies. (Which is certainly a sight to behold.)

Peter Parker, lounging in street clothes after a full night of kicking ass.

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Sooner or later, that cumbersome hoodie and jacket have to come off.

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Oh, sh*t. I’m just now realizing that Spider-Man’s costume is skin-tight.

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Welp. There goes the costume.

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Just thinking about Spidey stuff.

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Brooding, while shirtless.

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STOP STARING INTO MY SOUL, PETER.

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A shameless ab show. Not mad about it.

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 *Gulp* That costume is rolled down awfully low, Pete.

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And now, we get to appreciate the full glory of Spider-Man’s package …

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… While he makes coffee. Because he’s perfect.

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Since this is the second installment in Hester’s collection of nerdy boudoir photos, we can only hope that there is more geeky eye candy to be had in the future.

Until then, we’re just going to have to enjoy these extremely generous Spidey photos (which will undoubtedly prompt some wildly creative sexual fantasies.)

Thanks for saving our thirst, Spider-Man.

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