Amy Schumer Quotes That Are Basically Your Tinder Profile

It’s been fun to watch Amy Schumer become one of the latest female comedians to break through that glass ceiling. From her TV show to films, she’s forging her own way while majorly inspiring us in the process. Amy is definitely among the top female comedians of our day–among greats like Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Mindy Kaling, all of whom deserves a major high-five.

From her TV show to films, a bestselling book and her producer credits, she’s forging her own way while majorly inspiring us in the process.

The best thing about her? Amy isn’t afraid to say it like it is, which is why her quotes below would be absolutely hilarious Tinder profile bios.

“Oh my God, have you met my clit?” – Glamour

“I’m probably like 160 pounds right now and can catch a dick whenever I want.” – Glamour UK Women of the Year acceptance speech

“#Celluliteformyhomies” – Amy’s Instagram

“The difference between sex and love is I’ve never come from love.” – Esquire

“My vagina’s right where it should be.”

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Late Night With David Letterman

“I have a belly. And I have cellulite. And I still deserve love.” – Glamour

“I get labeled a sex comic.” – Esquire

“Did your dick get stung by 90 bees?”

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Trainwreck Line-O-Rama

“I wanted to catfish someone. Did it, loved it, recommend it.” – HBO Special

“Just as good as the male comics: We put on our pants one leg at a time, just like them. And then we bleed in those pants.” – Sierra Club’s Act in Paris event at the McKittrick Hotel

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