It’s that time of the week again folks, the time when you can really treat yo’ self by shopping from the Sinners of Amazon list.
We’ve searched the deepest, darkest, kinkiest corners of the Best Sellers list to find you the hottest buys on the deviant market place and you may just want to have your credit card ready.
Warning: NSFW products ahead
1. UTIMI Silicone 7 Speed Vibrator
First up on our list this week is this uniquely designed purple 7 speed vibrator. Amazon shoppers give the product 4.7 stars. One reviewer said, “I have never felt as much pleasure before as I do using this great little vibrator. Perfect for a first-time buyer.” Okay, sold.
Get it on Amazon for $23.05
2. SVAKOM Tyler Powerful Vibrating Cock Ring
Next, we have this powerful vibrating cock ring. According to the product review, it has a “safe silicone nodules design and not only helps to prolong a man’s stamina, but also helps in stimulating a woman’ s clitoris.” Could be worth the less than $40…
Get it on Amazon for $36.99
3. Lucky Sex Scratch Tickets for Lovers
These sex scratch offs are like lottery tickets except for the bedroom. If you’ve been looking for a way to spice things up with your partner, these might just be the perfect little surprise.
Get it on Amazon for $6.94
4. Davidsource Lockable BDSM Feet Restraints
These are truly horrifying. I like to think I’m fairly open minded when it comes to BDSM and bondage accessories, but this is just a whole new level of aggressive. WHY do your feet need to be locked up? What purpose does that serve?
Get it on Amazon for $18.40
5. AlphaMAN XL Male Sexual Enhancement Pills
This all-natural male enhancement formula is one of the best-selling on Amazon. According to the product details, it’s a “synergistic blend of nature’s energy & sexual performance enhancers for the size gains you deserve.”
Get it on Amazon for $19.99
6. Edible Massage Oils for Couples & Lovers
If you’ve been in search of something a bit more tame in terms of “spicing” up your intimate life, this edible massage oil is just what you need. Amazon shoppers have given the product a solid 5 stars and rave about the sensation.
Get it on Amazon for $12.95
7. UTIMI SM Nipple Clamps with Metal Chain
Nipple clamps aren’t for everyone, but if you find yourself curious in trying them out, these are said to be the best pair to start with. As one reviewer says, “this is a perfect set of nipple clamps for beginners or for those with highly sensitive parts who are not interested in increasing their tolerance, for all different levels of pressure, and for anyone who wants a sturdy, simple and effective piece of bondage gear.”
Get it on Amazon for $7.40
8. SZXXC Sex Door Swing
Though the product image is rather graphic, this sex swing is one of the top rated on Amazon. Satisfied customers have given it a 4.6 rating saying, “this is a great item to have if you want to add a little spice to the bedroom.” No judgements here.
Get it on Amazon for $22.99
Another fun way to change up your sex life is with this adult version of monopoly. Instead of owning properties, you’ll be competing for “sexual spaces” and each space requires a specific task. Sound like fun yet?
Get it on Amazon for $34.95
10. Trinity Vibes Penis Head Bullet Teaser
Even though I’m a woman, I can’t really imagine any man having the desire to insert their penis into this helmet-looking vibrator. Would that actually feel good? It looks terrifying. “Boasting a strong motor, these two bullets help surround the tip of your cock in toe curling pleasure.”
Get it on Amazon for $18.48
11. SISSY Pouch Sexy Men’s Panties
Last, but not least on our list of deviant best sellers this week, are these male “sexy panties.” I don’t even know how to feel about these, but if that’s what gets you going, do ya thang.
Get it on Amazon for $18.00