17 Zodiac Jokes That Were Probably Written By One Of Those Shifty Geminis

As we are all aware, horoscopes are a very exact science when it comes to predicting your favorite television shows or which Donald Trump quote describes you best. But sometimes, people (mostly scorpios) don’t take the zodiac as seriously as they should.

Here are 17 jokes about horoscopes that are hilariously accurate.

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LOOK AT THE TIME. GOTTA GO.

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This mercury in retrograde shit got me mad heated.

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I hate when I'm reading an astrology post and it exposes me like who ..,,.. honestly asked…

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@rita_therese__ thought of you straight away. 💕💕

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🙄♍️🔭

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I learned so much about myself just now.

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