Dance studios are the reason we get to watch legendary dancers like Jenna Dewan Tatum, Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Julianne Hough own the stage. If you think about it, it’s really their teachers who deserve extra props for making them look so effortless.
But what about the people who lack basic hand-eye coordination? Maybe they could use some hope or at least a laugh. Professional jokester and comedian, Jeff Wysaski, posted fake class flyers to poke fun at hilarious dance classes that don’t exist.
Because Wasp Aerobics will prepare you to dodge those flying demons from Hell in a more graceful way.
Intermediate Arm Flailing for those who don’t exactly know what to do with their hands.
Sword Ballet, because this dance needs to be more dangerous.
The Elaine Benes Dance Classes for those who need more thumbs up motivation in their life.
Meditative Death Chants includes spooky hooded robes and a cemetery. I hope Voldemort shows up.
Moshing for every novice who wants to learn how to survive in the pit.