18 Sassy Doormats That Keep It Real AF

Hearing a knock at the door is akin to your phone ringing, nowadays. Your heart drops into your stomach and you fight the urge to rage at the unwelcome interruption to your life. You anxiously peak into the peephole as your palms begin to sweat. Because unless it’s mailman, the delivery guy, or Halloween, we don’t want what anyone is selling. Unless it’s Girl Scout cookies.

So when you really don’t want to have to get up from your Netflix binging session, let your doormat do the work for you.

All others can scram.

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Take the midnight train going anywhere.

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You better have brought Butterbeer.

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#SorryNotSorry

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Got our priorities in check.

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Tumblr dates better recognize.

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You heard the mat.

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I didn’t choose it, it chose me.

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“So you agree…You think you’re really pretty?”

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Mustn’t forget the essentials.

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Reversible “Come In/Go Away” so your guests don’t miss the message.

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Gets the steppin’.

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What’s good?

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Feed me and tell me I’m pretty.

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Or prepare to mop, sucka.

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That’s what she said.

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Hope you’re allergic.

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Get straight to the point.

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