13 Dirty Valentine’s Cards For Kinky Couples

Valentine’s Day is only a few weeks away which means it’s time to start thinking about what to get that special someone. Even if you’re not big into the whole gift exchange idea on this Hallmark holiday, it can be nice to do something a little extra for your significant other.

Maybe that doesn’t mean a traditional present, maybe it means spicing up your sex life a bit by trying out new toys or positions, whatever floats your boat. For those kinkier couples out there, these cards are sure to get things started and give your SO a good laugh.

 

1. This clever pun

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2. This sincere thank-you note

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3. This rather naughty ice cream cone

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4. These perfect lyrics

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5. This sweet compliment

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6. This accurate statement of love

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7. This adorable drawing

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8. These dirty emoji

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9. This thirsty truth

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10. This very honest pop-up

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11. This hilarious play on words

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12. These 50 Shades-esque materials

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13. This pair of guns

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