This Guy On Instagram Vents About His Hookups With Candid Haiku Poems

Hookups can be fun, messy, terrifying, exhilarating, exhausting, or all of the above at the same time. With dating apps, your next hookup is just a few swipes and taps away.

One Grindr user is sharing his hookup adventures on Instagram through poetry. The astute stories and observations perfectly capture the author’s memories of the people he shared brief moments with. The collection of haiku creates an intimate exhibition of hookup culture.

User @grindrhaiku vents about his hookups with clever haiku.

The bigger the dick, the smaller the bank account. I like my dicks small.

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Wearing jock straps for recreation in bed does not make you a jock.

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His chest, pubic, and pit hair all up in my throat. Chewbacca action.

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Some confessions are a bit scandalous…

Daddy's really rich. Loves his nasty kink. But he doesn't love his wife.

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I take Viagra to get it up because I don't care about you.

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Pretty baby boy likes his drugs hard and sex rough. Because he's so sad.

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While others are open and revealing.

We take a bubble bath in candlelight, kiss soft and fuck like we care.

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We're on the dancefloor making out with big boners. So we leave the place.

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We take ecstasy and flip fuck until morning listening to Drake.

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Some highlight the complex feelings behind hookups.

You'll never look at me the way I look at you. So I have to go.

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You were never mine. He had broken you so bad. And you loved him still.

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The butt is bubble. The abs are six. The brain is nowhere to be found.

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I'm fucked up fucking you. 'Cuz I don't love you and I don't love myself.

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And some are just observations on hook up culture.

Masc 4 masquerade. Spent our lives in the closet. Let's keep up the show.

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The author expertly captures these moments with some very astute writing.

When it comes to having a good hookup experience, he told Buzzfeed to “try something new every now and then. Be open and free. Go on a date with someone who may not be your type. Push yourself to explore things you dislike about yourself. Push yourself to be better, gentler, and more positive:-)”.

It’s a beautiful project and we can’t wait for more.

When will I be whole again. And not think of you. Everyday. All day.

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