The Kardashians Are On Vacation, And They Are Churning Out All The Thirst Traps

In case you were unaware, the Kardashians and Jenners (minus Rob and Kendall) are on a family vacation in Costa Rica right now. And, unlike many family vacations which involve matching neon T-shirts and fanny packs, the Kardashian-Jenners are taking their time off to generate some blatant and unapologetic thirst traps for all of us.

Are there, perhaps, more important things happening in the world right now? You bet your sweet behind there are.

However, during times of duress, we all occasionally need to momentarily distract ourselves from the unending stream of depressing news that is churning through our Facebook feeds. And what better way to distract yourself than by gazing upon the enviable figures of the Kardashian Klan?

Answer: there is no better way, and no, I’m not going to argue with you about this.

Let’s take a gander at what the social media-savvy fam has been up to this past week:


Kylie was by far the most active, keeping her dedicated social media following apprised on all of her barely-there vacation wear. Needless to say, she gave all of us extreme bikini envy, modeling a seemingly endless supply of swimwear.

🍊 @mrmikerosenthal

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Body is a Wonderland ✨

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🌋 volcano view

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As per her modus operandi, she also flaunted her relationship with Tyga.

Kylie also posted a few snapshots in this highly cleavage-friendly jumpsuit, which has consequently led to widespread speculation that she’s been toying with breast implants.

To these rumors, I say: if you don’t think Kylie Jenner already had breast implants, y’all are too naïve for me.


Kourtney was a tad more low-key than Kylie, but she still managed to sneak some sultry shots into her Snapchat and Instagram feeds. One night, she modeled a brilliant crop-top paired with billowy pants (and an unapologetically fierce pose).

Ca$h me ousside.

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She also showed off her own cache of swimwear, modeling a high-cut sequined one piece, as well as a bikini.

Island ting.

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The most iconic shot, however, featured a completely nude Kourtney standing in a pool with her back to the camera.

GODDESS 🌚 #kourtneykardashian

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Kourtney’s back was mostly obscured by her hair, and the photo is honestly pretty tame for a Kardashian, but hey — naked is naked.


Thus far, Khloé Kardashian has only posted sparingly about her vacation (which makes me think that she’s more focused on enjoying her getaway, rather than posing for selfies). However, she definitely made sure to share a requisite swimsuit cleavage — er, kleavage — pic.

Island Vibes 🌴🌴🌴

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That’s some impressive pouting, Khloé.


Sadly for all of us (just kidding, there are so many more important things going on in the world), Kim K has been somewhat quiet on social media during her vacay time. However, she did share a sequined swimsuit selfie, which makes me feel confident that she’s definitely showing off some skin during her Costa Rican getaway.

This should serve as a reminder to all of us: during these trying times, it’s important to practice self-care and get away from it reality for a day or two.

As to whether or not you need to take bikini selfies, that’s between you and your God.

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