The reality of most weddings these days is that someone is dropping a lot of cash that could otherwise be invested in a down payment on a house. But instead, you’re planning a four hour-long celebration and every decision that’s made turns into the most critical choice of your life.
If you can relate to any of this, please do everyone a favor and stop giving so many fucks. While weddings can be worth every penny, they can also be ruined pretty quickly if you’re a bridezilla or if you’re dealing with someone who may by nutty themselves.
Asking someone to be in your wedding party is a big deal, especially to some brides. Wedding planning as a whole can be the tipping point to life decisions that were meant to be dealt with long ago. If you’re in the bridal party or the bride herself, and want to be Jerry Springer about it, these train-wreck confessions might be the unavoidable result.