Confused Girl Receives D*ck Pics From A Puppet And The Internet Loses It

Even puppets need love.

You never quite know what you’re going to see on the internet, and one Twitter user had no idea what to think when she was direct messaged NSFW photos from an inanimate being.

Lux The Puppet regularly updates his Instagram account with 🔥 selfies.

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A self-professed player, he’s definitely plotting to steal your girl.

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Lux The Puppet is even sliding into girl’s DMs and sending nudes. Warning: the following pics are NSFW (I think?)

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Is a dick made of felt considered NSFW? What are the rules here?

Regardless, that is a disturbingly detailed puppet penis.

Twitter user @HeyPariss received the dick pics in a direct message and shared the interaction. The tweet now has over 50,000 retweets and 77,000 likes.

Shocked Twitter users lost their sh*t.

 

 

You can’t blame a puppet for trying. Although he might find a more suitable partner at Sears.

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