17 Tweets About Being Gross In Long-Term Relationships That Are Oh-So-Real

When you’ve been in a relationship for a while, it’s safe to say that most of the romance and spontaneity is somewhat compromised, as you’re now forced to embrace the various smells and noises that naturally emanate from the other person’s body. Peeing gradually develops into an open-door display, pimple-popping becomes a two-person activity, and showers are no longer for sex — they’re where you have your most productive conversations.

Basically: being in a long-term relationship or marriage may signify commitment, but they also inherently signify learning to live with disgusting and bizarre personal habits.

Here are some tweets that fully understand what it’s like when you’ve been with your significant other for so long that you no longer feel shy about plucking out their ingrown hairs — because true love means never having to feel embarrassed about how gross you are.

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