Oh the joys of raising children. Your days are filled with expecting the unexpected. No, you didn’t clean the house for 6 hours so that toys would wind up all over the floor again, but the best kinds of parents learn to roll with the punches. And appreciate that evening glass of wine even more than before.
One of the best ways for parents to cope with the utterly obnoxious, weird, and funny things their kids do is through sarcasm. So for every mom or dad that handles their circumstances with a side of humor, we thank you.