23 Graphs For Anyone Who Is Seriously Questioning Whether They’re Still Cool

I’m not going to tell you my age, but lets just say I spent the weekend with *NYSNC’s Greatest Hits on repeat because of a rumor that the group was reuniting. I was disappointed to say the least.

For anyone who dresses for comfort, uses proper punctuation in text messages, and thinks that a Saturday night spent in PJs laughing at Weekend Update are perfectly acceptable “plans,” these graphs are for you.

CoolnessGraphed.com will make you question what you still think is cool…And whether you ever had it right.

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No, I do not wanna buy a $90 bib necklace, Janet. I’m here for the free wine.

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See also: “If you’re free later, my Nickelback cover band has a gig tonight.”

Zero stars, no tip.

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Fuck you, Rita Skeeter. Though your book did come in handy…

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Are you new?

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“I have serious reservations” has new meaning if you lease out your home.

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👀

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Pictures or it didn’t happen.

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Unless the cult has unlimited salad and breadsticks.

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When the “Bees?” card in Cards Against Humanity comes to life.

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“Wrap it up.” – Me in bed… and when he won’t stop talking about Pokémon.

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Keep it legal, kids.

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As a copy editor, I am offended.

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Only 200 more days til Pumpkin Spice season!!!

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Really though, WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS???

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Ouch.

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*unpacks beach vacation wardrobe*

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Better try all of them, just to be sure.

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I ain’t got no type.

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Craig makes some very good points, TBH.

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Guilty.

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Voldemort, WYD?

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New phone, who dis?

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Ex: My son just started his first job…

Me: Which one, George or James?

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