12 Times Urban Dictionary Ruined Your Favorite Disney Character

Urban Dictionary is a place where people throw adulthood out the window and define words or slang the way they really wanted to say it, no filter necessary. This crowdsourcing site keeps it anonymous, so you know these brutally vulgar definitions are in fact both fitting and fucked up at the same time.

And nothing is held sacred here, even your favorite Disney characters. So we looked them up for you and left the censored definitions aside. Apologies in advance.

1. Ariel from The Little Mermaid

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“A hot sexy chick who will claw your eyes out if you piss her off. mind her feelings but dont take her to be ‘the sensitive type’. funny, cool, slutty-virgin pain in the ass.”

2. Tinker Bell from Peter Pan

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“Tinkerbell is a light weight who can easily get drunk off of a bottle of wine. They are usually people have a second personality that is hidden from the rest of the world in their sober state.”

3. Tigger from The House at Pooh Corner

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“Large orange snotty cat.”

4. Mickey Mouse, the official mascot of The Walt Disney Company

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“When a girl stands behind a seated male and places her breasts on his head. Giving the illusion that her tits are the ears and the man’s head is mickey mouse’s.”

5. Queen Elsa from Frozen

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“A stubborn person who randomly breaks into song. Usually ditches relatives.”

6. Captain Hook from Peter Pan

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“Someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.”

7. Donald Duckdonaldduck-1-2

“A term used to identify Double D’s on a Girl”

8. Rapunzel from Tangled 

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“Someone who has a hairy ass… I MEAN A REAL hairy ass.”

9. Simba from The Lion King

“The act of smearing a bodily fluid upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly ‘Simba’ as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Lion King.”

10. Pinocchio from the film, Pinocchio

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“The act of having an erection, but denial of witnessing anything arousing.”

11. Gus Gus from Cinderella

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“A goofy fat guy with a large bubble butt, resembling the chubby mouse in Disney’s Cinderella.”

12. Genie from Aladdin

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“A wife that grants permission to her husband for a three-way. A genie tends to have a voice like Robin Williams and tends to have a face like him too.”

 

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