Camel Toe Underwear Is The Newest Trend Nobody Asked For

Have you ever wished for more prominent lady bits? Is your vagina not showing itself through your yoga pants the way you wish it would? Well, do we have good news for you. Thanks to an innovative new creation you can finally have the bulging labia you’ve always wanted. Because a woman’s biggest fashion concern is obviously making sure our vagine is plump enough to be noticed…

Okay, we can’t keep this going any longer. Most of us shudder at the thought of any part of our lady “flower” being recognized through fabric. It’s our worst fucking nightmare. However, a company out of Asia is attempting to turn fake camel toes into a hot new trend and it’s disturbing AF.

This company is trying to make fake camel toe underwear happen and we just cannot deal.

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NO, just no. I can’t even stand to look at this without cringing. It’s baffling to me that anyone would choose to have a camel toe. Isn’t that something we do our best to avoid?

Reddit claims to have found this fake camel toe underwear being sold somewhere in Asia and it’s essentially a push up bra for your labia.

The “padding” is sewn to the front of a pair of underwear and can be worn under any outfit. Jesus…

The product also comes in a variety of skin tones in case you want to show it off in the bedroom.

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After further digging, we can only assume that this invention was designed primarily for fetish wear and we desperately hope it stays that way.

In the past, it has also been marketed to more effeminate men.

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According to Huffington Post, the questionable item has been on sale in Japan for at least a decade, but is now making a comeback.

It’s a no from us…

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