Girls On Tinder Are Matching With Jesus And He Is Dropping the Funniest Pickup Lines Of The Millennia

Dating is hard, even for the Messiah.

Tinder can really bring out the best and worst in people, but every now and then it’s just pure comedy gold. A conversation between an unsuspecting girl and a hilarious gag profile is making me want to redownload all my dating apps.

This is Juju. She lives in Boston and is a user of the popular dating app, Tinder.

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While swiping through her potential matches, she stumbled across the Son of God himself.

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The bio is perfection. I wouldn’t expect anything less from Our Lord and Savior.

Juju didn’t hesitate in swiping right.

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And it looks like they really hit if off.

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The exchange is hilarious, and Juju tweeted out screenshots of the hilarious profile.

The tweet went viral and people couldn’t believe their eyes.

 

 

Looks like Jesus gets around quite a bit! Juju wasn’t the only victim of cringeworthy religion puns. Other girls replied to the tweet with screenshots of their own conversations with the King of Kings.

 

“I put the stud in bible study” is honestly the best pickup line I have ever heard.

We hope Jesus finds what he’s looking for. Maybe that’s Juju?

Good luck Juju! He seems like a catch!

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