All The WTF Moments From Last Night’s 3-Hour ‘Bachelor’ Episode In Just 41 Tweets

Another Monday, another exasperating episode of The Bachelor. This week, however, we were forced to endure three full hours of Nick Viall and his trivial romances.

Yes, three hours—two fantasy suite dates AND the Women Tell All wrapped up in one painfully long episode. Thankfully, the finale is only a week away, though we already have our bets on the final contestant. Spoiler alert: It won’t be Rachel.

We picked up on Nick leaving his fantasy suite date with Raven and she seems rather satisfied.

Did she finally get her orgasm or is she just in love?

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Next, Nick has his fantasy suite date with Rachel and she finally lets her guard down.

Even though we already know she goes home. But at least Nick got rid of that turtle neck…and replaced it with a beanie.

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Vanessa has her turn for a fantasy suite date and things get pretty heated…minus the ice bath.

Vanessa says relationships are about compromise, yet she’s not willing to compromise.

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Then, we witness the most “dramatic” rose ceremony yet and Rachel gets sent home.

*Gasp* Though, it was still pretty heartbreaking to watch.

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Finally, it was time for the Women Tell All and Liz was first in the hot seat.

But she uses it to lay down some serious truth. Where has this feministic vibe been all along??

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And then the moment we’ve all been waiting for, Corinne and Taylor’s showdown.

Ugh no more emotional intelligence please! However, Corinne did treat the audience to Raquel’s famous cheese pasta.

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But Kristina really stole the show with her profound words.

Maybe there is some depth to The Bachelor after all…

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Then, Nick was in the hot seat and the women had a lot of questions…

Like, why didn’t you pick us?

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Finally, the next Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay took the stage.

We cannot wait for her season. It’s probably going to be the best one yet, tbh.

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Tune in next week for The Bachelor season finale, who will Nick choose?

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