If you have ever made conversation with someone you don’t know very well, then you are fully aware of the palpable awkwardness that inevitably ensues when you try to find some common ground to discuss. Oftentimes, the topic of conversation predictably drifts to weather. Usually, there are uncomfortable pauses.
Let’s be real: when it comes to making inane chitchat at parties full of strangers, or catching up with old high school classmates that we haven’t seen in years, we’re all a little uneven — some more than others.
For those among us who would rather stay inside all evening than combat hordes of small talk at a large party or bar, then these tweets are for you. (And yes, I assume that you’re reading this on your phone while avoiding socializing right now.)