If you thought there wasn’t enough time to prank your pals for April Fool’s Day, you’re in luck! We scoured Amazon Prime for some truly strange things people won’t even know what to do with.
So if you’re into weirding someone TF out, leave one of these wrapped on their doorstep with no note. We dare you…
1. Dragon Meat
Mother of Dragons does not approve.
Get it on Amazon for $9.50
2. Edible, Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula
For your friend obsessed with Man vs Wild.
Get it on Amazon for $24.99
3. Liquid Ass
Be sure to spray some in the box first.
Get it on Amazon for $9.47
4. 1 lb replica of Human Fat
A truly disgusting thing of beauty.
Get it on Amazon for $23.04
5. Authentic Taxidermy Alligator Foot Keychain
Florida natives probably won’t even flinch.
Get it on Amazon for $7.05
6. Emoji Face Mask
Dear God, those eyes…
Get it on Amazon for $8.88
7. 1 lb of Lemon Starburst
You’re a goddam psychopath if you actually like these.
Get it on Amazon for $8.49
8. Undies For Two
Guessing who could wanna be in these with them is half the fun!
Get it on Amazon for $9.98
9. Baby Eels (in olive oil!)
Get it on Amazon for $13.99
10. Giant Gummy Worm
Get it on Amazon for $27.95
11. The Gift Of Nothing
In the immortal words of Willie Wonka, “YOU GET NOTHING!”
Get it on Amazon for $6.42