Here Are The Most Ridiculous Tumblr Insults Of All Time

People who use Tumblr on the regular are known for having their own language. And what you’re about to read will prove that. So prepare for it to get weird because this discrete website attracts people that are probably still on MySpace.

1. You are the human equivalent of an eyelash in my eye

2. Sack of expired mayonnaise

3. You soggy lampshade

4. You incompetent radish

5. As small as ur dick ⬇️

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6. You limp noodle

7. Useless paperclip

8. Cabbage head

9. A small intestines jab ⬇️

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10. Assnugget

11. I hope your gravestone is in comic sans

12. Left sock

13. Don’t be a complete mush almond.

14. Used a walnut insult for revenge ⬇️

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15. You wobbly chair leg

16. I hope your mom finds your Tumblr

17. Crap coated mailbox flag

18. Clotted asparagus

19. A serious yellow marker burn ⬇️

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20. Dense sack of excrement

21. Uncultured swine

22. You sugarless bar of chocolate

23. Go chug an entire bottle of mustard

24. You saggy armpit

25. You limp noodle ⬇️

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26. Floss your teeth with barbed wire, assface

27. Go step on a lego

28. May all your bacon burn

29. Piss lord of shit mountain ⬇️

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