Daily Bullsh*t All Tall People Deal With

Being taller than the average individual has its perks. People tend to listen to you, top shelf groceries are a breeze and usually you’re offered the best seat in a car. Not to mention, you’re probably a master at dodging umbrellas.

But tall people need more credit for dealing with pain in the ass situations shorter folks tend to take for granted. And here is why.


Attempting to use the mirror.

Barre Bae @ms.mariko proving that there are no problems that barre cannot solve 😁 #barreeveryday #tallgirlproblems #sheisflex

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Straddling the air all too often.

when you're too tall to be the 'stand-in' and you have to do half splits 🙆🏻📏

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Knowing lights can creep up on you at any given moment.

Running into a shower head that’s shorter than you.

Realizing bathtubs are not always in your favor.

One day I will have a giant bathtub for my giant self #tallpeopleproblems

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Tired of people asking how tall you are.

Them: "How tall are…" Me: *points to hat* #tallpeopleproblems #tall #gay #gaybro

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Running into strong feet problems like this.

When you go to a #spa and the flip flops they give you don't fit. #tallgirlproblems #bigfeet #tall #tallgirls #purespa

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And this.

Ellipticals are not made for tall people. Just barely fit 😬 #bigfoot #tallpeopleproblems #workout

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Dealing with the ceiling more than you ever wanted.

😂😂😂 #tallpeopleproblems @calsphotos

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Realizing flight life isn’t always in your favor.

Last flight, over booked… no upgrade. #alifeinlegs #hesgotlegs #tallpeopleproblems

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Knowing your date doesn’t know what your face looks like.

Floating on adult floatation devices that look like they’re for toddlers.

Knowing your friends look like your kids.

#TallGirl @lexie.crist #tallgirlsrock #Tallgirls #Tallgirlproblems #tallgirlprobs #TallWoman

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Encountering bathroom stalls that don’t do their job.

Trying on a romper that doesn’t look like a romper.

When your heart says yes to rocking pretty rompers, but your long legs and booty say no. #tallgirlproblems

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Doing the classic knee bend all too often.

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