Preventable Wedding Tragedies That’ll At Least Break The Ice

Getting married is stressful even if you don’t want it to be. One day you’re celebrating your engagement and the next moment you’re dealing with pleasing family members and trying to find a realistic scenario that meets expectations you or everyone else magically put in your head. So if you’re in the oh shit, I’m freaking out stage, just stop right now. Know that nothing ever goes as planned and hosts that don’t give AF are way more fun to be around.

But if you’re really looking for guidelines on what not to do, maybe watching these fails will help you succeed. Or just expect the worst but laugh when something happens.

Assume it’s going to rain.

Order the right size next time. Or not. You do you.

Bring a robe or comfy clothes to get ready in before the ceremony.

When you forget to buy robes for your wedding day. #toobad #weddingblues #weddingfail #enrobe #bridalparty #weddingprep #weddingplanning

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Practice your wedding party entrance.

Make sure you practice those Bridal entrances. You don't want to end up as a #weddingfail #idovideobyleo #fail #fall #blooper

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Let your bridesmaids fall instead of you.

Note To Self: When wearing stilettos and a chiffon dress, DO NOT kick your heels up! 🙅🏼👗👠🤦🏼‍♀️ #weddingfail

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Do not jump in the water.

Dodge getting hit in the face.

Expect spills to happen.

Try not to drop him/her.

#throwback to the time Michael DROPPED ME on our WEDDING DAY ..#wedding #weddingfail

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Or at least make sure it’s documented.

Keep speech expectations low.

Watch your feet on the dance floor.

Sprained toe. And I was 100% sober. #breakingbinder #literally #weddingfail

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Assume you’re not Lauren Conrad if you DIY anything.

Be crafty they said. Make cute things they said. It's so fun they said. #omg #facepalm #weddingfail

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Just… try not to get arrested.

Oops #bridalfail 😂

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