This Super-Efficient Girl Broke Up With Four Guys In One Group Text

Breaking things off is never easy — particularly when you have to do it with multiple people.

One girl recently decided that the best way to accomplish the task of letting all of her flirtations know that she was off the market was to send them all a message, in a group chat, explaining that she would no longer be hitting them up for “hangout” sessions.

Reddit user magnetometers posted a screenshots of the group text message between his (former) romantic interest and the three other guys he was apparently in competition with. The girl’s text to her four suitors reads:

Hey soo this isn’t the message I guess you want to be getting but my ex contacted me again on the weekend and came to my work today and I have decided instead of breaking up we are going to give each other a second chance and start to date again and see what happens. I really don’t know what else to say.

Not surprisingly, he was a little salty about it.

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Some people understandably felt like it was a super sleazy move.

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Some people were just impressed with the efficiency.

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Other were in awe of her sheer brazenness.

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Then again, some thought that perhaps this girl didn’t realize that the text she was sending to multiple numbers would automatically turn into a group chat.

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One person, however, was far more distracted by the most important facet of this story.

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Who knew??

While this move definitely skirts the line of being totally tacky, I must admit that I respect having enough game to entertain the affections of 4-5 different men at a time. You do you, girl — but maybe send separate texts next time. Just a thought.

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