Is it just me, or does it seem like the Kardashians are just perpetually on vacation?
This week, the Kourtney and Kim are in Mexico with a small army of female friends, taking a “girls trip” which falls suspiciously close to Kourtney’s 38th birthday. And, since it’s her birthday, Kourtney is being utterly unabashed about flashing her assets and cooking up some serious thirst traps.
Specifically: she’s hiking up her swimsuit top a whole hell of a lot.
Kourtney’s Snapchat and Instagram have both been littered with a truly surprising (and admirable) amount of underboob these past few days.
So much underboob that it almost seems like a comical new trend that Kourtney is attempting to jumpstart?
ONE MORE, FOR THE CHEAP SEATS IN THE BACK.
Okay, and another one, in case you didn’t quite get the message: Kourtney may be 38 in human years, but she is 25 in Kardashian years.
I’m not quite sure if the underboob is a result of incorrect swimsuit sizing or sheer expert maneuvering — but I will say that I’m pretty sure this is Kardashian language for “Eat your heart out, Scott.”
Either way: may your swimsuit season be as thirst-trappy as the Kardashian clan’s! And may you also own just as many bikinis!