Here’s What The Sinners Are Buying On Amazon This Week

Congratulations, if you’re reading this it means you’ve survived yet another monotonous workweek and are hopefully at least one drink deep into your weekend. Of course, it wouldn’t really be the weekend without a whole new edition of “Sinners of Amazon.”

So, without further ado, here’s what the deviants have been shopping for this week.

Warning: NSFW (just the way you like it)

1. This pair of adjustable leather handcuffs

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First up on this week’s list, is a pair of black leather handcuffs that honestly every bedroom should be equipped with. A little light bondage never fails to spice up your sex life and leave your partner wanting more.

Get it on Amazon for $5.99

2. This Edible Anus chocolate box

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If you’re looking for a nice gag gift to give that one coworker who’s really been pushing your buttons this week, look no further than these delectable chocolate anuses. Yes, anuses. This variety box comes with a wide selection of different flavors all shaped like an anus. Yum!

Get it on Amazon for $8.92

3. This inflatable husband 

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Has your husband been driving you crazy lately? Do you wish that for once, he would just sit there and listen to you? Well, does Amazon have the perfect product for you. Introducing the inflatable husband! He’s hassle free, doesn’t make a mess, and doesn’t even have an obnoxious mother-in-law. What more could you possibly need?

Get it on Amazon for $11.57

4. This Farting Animals coloring book

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If you’ve been tempted to hop on the whole adult coloring book trend, but aren’t feeling all of the mandala and forest creature designs, try out this book of hilarious farting animals. Yes, really. There are all types of adorable animals passing gas that will keep your mind occupied for hours.

Get it on Amazon for $5.39

5. This rechargeable tongue vibrator

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This next product is a vibrator in the shape of what appears to be a Gene Simmons-inspired tongue. Though slightly disturbing looking, Amazon shoppers are loving this toy saying, “this toy is heavenly to the touch, I would highly recommend buying this.This toy is great value.It can be used to tease the nipples and other erogenous zones.” Well, then.

Get it on Amazon for $23.99

6. This Sir Perky novelty bottle opener

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Sir Perky is the one bottle opener you can never lose. I mean, look at him he’s just happy to be here and open all of your favorite alcoholic beverages with a flick of his *ahem* you know.

Get it on Amazon for $5.99

7. This novelty naked man apron 

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If your significant other enjoys cooking, this next product makes for a perfect gift. This novelty apron comes complete with a fake six pack and a plush penis and balls. It even has pubes attached to it. Honestly, who thinks of these things?

Get it on Amazon for $16.99

8. This hilarious novelty mug 

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Tbh, I’ll probably purchase a dozen of these mugs for our next office party. What better way to tell people how you really feel about them than a coffee mug? You’re awesome, keep that shit up.

Get it on Amazon for $14.99

9. This “I Pooped Today” t-shirt

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After drinking a healthy amount of coffee from your clever new mug, feel free to don this hilarious t-shirt and celebrate your accomplishment. Everybody poops!

Get it on Amazon for $9.91

10. This rechargeable vibrating cock ring for couples

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If you and your partner have been on the lookout for a new toy that will benefit both of you in the bedroom, this vibrating cock ring is a must-have. One reviewer said, “It makes for a very intense orgasm for both parties but especially for the female partner.” Sounds good to me!

Get it on Amazon for $37.99

11. This “WTF Was That” hand sanitizer

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It’s always a good idea to have hand sanitizer at arm’s reach. You never know what kind of situation or germs you’ll be exposed to and this particular bottle has a label that really says it all. Um, “WTF was that??”

Get it on Amazon for $6.99

12. This collection of naughty adult fortune cookies

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Another great way to spice up your love life is with a fun adult game. Take these fortune cookies, for instance. Each one holds a naughty fortune that your partner must read aloud and act on. Don’t mind if I do…

Get it on Amazon for $28.19

13. This Would You Rather…? Filthy Edition

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Last, but certainly not least is this dirty version of the popular game “Would You Rather?” Each card gives you two filthy dilemmas that you must choose between. So, what’s it going to be?

Get it on Amazon for $14.99

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