14 Lorelai Gilmore Quotes You Should Be Living Your Sarcastic Life By

Only truly obsessed Gilmore Girls fans, like ourselves, are keen to the significance of today’s date—the 10 year anniversary of the show’s original season finale. Of course, Netflix revived the show last year with Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life, and we were offered the opportunity to return to Stars Hollow once again.

While I’m one of the many grateful fans to witness Lorelai and Rory’s long awaited return, there’s something to be said for the original ending episode, “Bon Voyage” which aired a decade ago today. I’m getting emotional just thinking about Rory’s farewell party and Lorelai and Luke finally reuniting. But before we turn on Netflix to re-watch this tear-jerking finale, let’s take a moment to relive some of Lorelai’s most memorable one-liners.

Oy with the poodles already!

1. On rough mornings:

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2. On dating bad boys:

“If you’re gonna throw your life away, he’d better have a motorcycle.”

3. On your heroes:

“Cheeseburger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I’m looking for heroes.”

4. On being flexible:

“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”

5. On romance:

“It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ’til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask.”

6. On Mondays:

“I don’t like Mondays but unfortunately, they always come around eventually.”

7. On a deep love of pudding:

“I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.”

8. On losing your mind to love:

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9. On speaking your mind:

“Well, you know my babbling capabilities are infinite.”

10. On the ones who matter most:

“I don’t have many people in my life who are in my life permanently, forever. They will always be there for me, I will always be there for the them.”

11. On the perfect catch phrase:

“Oy with the poodles already.”

12. On having a good time:

“There’s plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.”

13. On food attraction:

“I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.”

14. On the necessity of dessert:

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Happy Gilmore-aversary!

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