Girl Who Thought She Was Seeing ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ Got A Terrifying Surprise

We’ve all gone to movies expecting one thing and gotten something completely different. I mean, I thought Titanic was going to be a snooze-fest (because, duh, we already know the boat’s gonna sink). Shows how much I know. At least I left the theater with a better experience than this girl…

The poor sister of this imgur user was confused when she came out of (what she thought was) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

 Girl Who Thought She Was Seeing Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Got A Terrifying Surprise
Her first clue was that there was no “cute fox,” which would be concerning enough, BUT WAIT there’s more…

When she finally realized why the “cute fox” (Rocket Raccoon) was conspicuously absent everything fell into place

 Girl Who Thought She Was Seeing Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Got A Terrifying Surprise
That’s right, instead of a relatively light-hearted action adventure comic book romp, poor Emily suffered through a two-hour sci-fi horror nightmare. No foxes, no raccoons, just some creepy robots and a salivating murderous xenomorph terrorizing space explorers.

Just in case you’re not familiar with your space cinema, here’s what Emily wanted vs. what she got:

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“You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about because she thought he wasn’t in this movie.”

How did it happen? Seems like a simple mix-up (or someone forgot to change the signs on the theater). Regardless, she was SHOOK

 Girl Who Thought She Was Seeing Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Got A Terrifying Surprise
Poor emily, we hope seeing the real Guardians of the Galaxy helps erase this traumatic experience from your brain.

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