Millennials. The good news is that we grew up with internet (God, just imagine how bad it must’ve been before during the Dark Ages). The bad news is that all the older generations really hate us. But it’s fine. We have the best Tweets at least. Just check these out.
Old people: Millennials are ruining things.
Millennials: You ruined the economy
Old people: Yeah but you spend too much time on your phone.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) February 16, 2016
Boomer: "Millennials want open office spaces."
Millennial: "We want to be compensated for our labor."
Boomer: "No you want bean bag chairs."
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) October 15, 2015
Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don't know how to rotate PDFs
— Waylon Mercy (@LikwidCyance) November 16, 2016
If all millennials suddenly died the next day’s article would be “How millennials are driving up funeral costs”
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) March 19, 2017
"Millennials are so entitled!"
Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
— Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) February 23, 2016
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
— joe (@mutablejoe) November 26, 2016
"millennials are idiots" – the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock
— andy levy (@andylevy) August 13, 2015
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
— Vichy Thought Leader (@i_zzzzzz) October 16, 2016
Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 18, 2015
Millennials Can't Afford Homes Because They Are Greedily Using Both Kidneys
— law dog, esq. (@ggooooddddoogg) May 15, 2017
love 2 be a millennial sitting on my giant hoard of cash, willfully refusing to buy:
– department store things
— tekla (@alketrolyat) May 14, 2017
My generation loves brunch because it's two hours of distraction from the fact we'll never own real estate.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) March 19, 2017
"This generation can't take a joke"
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
— sunflora (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
save all of us some time and replace every word of your weird article about millennials w "aging is uncomfortable and I'm afraid of change"
— albro (@bromanconsul) August 22, 2016
BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire!
MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) February 16, 2016
"millennials are narcissists" nigga i cannot afford an house, an car, an family, or 2-ply all i got is me myself and my front facing camera
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) March 15, 2017
"kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
— sophie (@sophxthompson) January 13, 2016
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died
— lil sammy vert (@sammmmmmmantha) March 8, 2017
why are baby boomers so mad at everything millennials do. when we're bored we play Pokémon. when you're bored u ruin economies. who's worse
— farwz (@farwzz) July 13, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I'd have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined
— 🌱💧🛴🕴💧 (@talzir) March 15, 2015
"Did you see that millennial taking a selfie? Ugh. What a waste of time."
"Hey, so your generation is trying to ban Muslims & Mexicans."
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 3, 2016
me: say a big number.
millenial: DUHHhhh… 10. can i have a participation trophy now duhh
Wise 37 year old [smiling serenely]: One million.
— g0m (@g0m) September 14, 2015
A millennial is any young person you don't like.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 30, 2016
Headlines I’m looking forward to:
ARE MILLENNIALS TO BLAME FOR WWII?
HOW MILLENNIALS SCREWED OVER THE BABY BOOMERS
MILLENNIALS: HUMAN POISON
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 26, 2016
Millennials are so easily offended. Like I went up to one and yelled NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU and he cried? Millennials are aged 4-10 right
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) January 17, 2016
Headline: Millennials Are Literally Fighting Each Other For Food In A Winner-Takes-All Gladiatorial Deathdome
Photo: Someone taking a selfie
— Chris Person (@Papapishu) April 26, 2016
I'm so sick of these lazy, entitled millennials stealing the delicious pies I left cooling on the windowsill
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) March 19, 2016
Hey millennials: the only "app" I needed to meet girls in the 1980s was an 'appetizer' at my local restaurant, plus a shit-ton of cocaine
— M. Lozénge 🚽™ (@LostCatDog) October 6, 2015
If I was a professional wrestler my stage name would be The Millennial and my finishing move would be posting a 7-minute John Oliver video.
— Vincent Casimir (@vncnt_csmr) April 27, 2016
To all the millennials who feel stressed out sometimes, try not to worry. Just think about the future, when it will all be way worse.
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) April 23, 2016