Fidget spinners are the hot new toy for fidgety humans, and their proliferation has caused quite a ruckus among adults and kids alike. These spinning devices are distracting children everywhere, and driving teachers up the wall. They are perplexing adults, and preventing productivity far and wide. They’re even serving as fascinating objects for dogs and cats, creating an entirely new kind of viral video!
In short, fidget spinners are an absurd fad that has quickly gotten out of hand, and now we’re all probably doomed.
Here are some compelling arguments for why these seemingly innocuous toys will surely be responsible for our collective downfall.
1. “Fidget spinning” probably shouldn’t go on anyone’s resume.
[ job interview ]
"Why should we hire you?"
me: *pulls out a fidget spinner & keeps it spinning for 53 seconds*