Chrissy Teigen just talked about her embarrassing realization regarding doggy-style sex

It hasn’t even been 24 hours since Chrissy Teigen did something awesome, yet I know that you are starving for more of her incredible (and foul-mouthed) words of wisdom.

Luckily for all of us, Teigen is on the cover of the upcoming issue of Marie Claire, and a sneak preview of her interview with the magazine was just released.

Spoiler alert: it’s hilarious, and there’s definitely some sphincter humor involved.

In the interview, Marie Claire‘s Jennifer Goldstein apparently asked her a rather personal question about the part of Teigen’s body that her husband had supposedly never seen, which prompted this incredible anecdote:

“John and I had a double date, and we were joking around, and I go, ‘John’s never seen my butthole.’ And John says, ‘Are you kidding? Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I see it every time.’ I was like, ‘We are never doing it doggy style again.'”

Um, okay — I want to be on the double date where this discussion was happening, because it sounds amazingly entertaining.

Apparently this epiphany stunned Teigen (which I can appreciate). She even tweeted about her remark when promoting the article, vowing that she would “never be the same” after the startling butthole realization.

(To be fair, I had also never considered this uncomfortable possibility until hearing Chrissy’s story, and now it feels as though everything I know has been a vast lie.)

Fortunately, the interview was more than just anus-talk. Teigen also discussed her tendency to be blatantly honest, and how it’s caused some headaches for her in the past.

“I’m the person who had the fake ID in high school and college, and I would show it and be like, ‘I’m sorry; it’s fake,’ and run off,” she says. “I don’t know if it’s way too honest or way too anxious — maybe it’s a combo of both.”

She also admit that working out is a chore for her, primarily because she’d rather be “home, naked, watching TV.”

“I know I should exercise for mental reasons…I need to see Simone De La Rue; I always feel great after I see her. In L.A., there’s never any fucking parking. So for someone who doesn’t already love working out, nothing’s selling you on it.”

(As someone who recently relocated to Los Angeles, I feel you, girl.)

Major props to Chrissy for once again speaking her candid truth — even if it’s vastly uncomfortable and involves buttholes.

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