Cakes that look like other food will give you major trust issues

I effing love sugar. Give it to me in any form–soda, candy, cookies, cupcakes (mini cake), donuts (breakfast cake), muffins (breakfast cake #2), pie (fruit that wants to be cake). But CAKE, cake is a special kind of sugar. It’s a celebratory sugar, as if eating sweets wasn’t reason enough for rejoicing.

But then some incredible artists got the idea that cakes should look like other things. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still gonna eat it. And there’s something to be said for the incredible skill it takes to bake from scratch and create these visual masterpieces. But my eyes are gonna need a second to catch up to my stomach.

1. One question: will it make my pee smell?

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2. Actual Subway isn’t even appealing enough

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3. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

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4. The only time I’ve actually considered becoming a vegetarian

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5. but then that rotisserie-esque sheen reels me right back in

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6. Nothing like a little salty sea air to entice your tastebuds

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7. And on another briny and truly terrifying note

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8. Give us the precious!

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9. I’ll take the E. coli on the side, thanks

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10. What did this innocent sea baby do to deserve this??

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11. *clenches butthole*

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12. Was the pubic hair really necessary?

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13. Try saying “Philly Cheese Steak Cake” 3 times fast

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14. *shivers*

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15. Y tho??

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