Just when she thinks she can’t be surprised by a procedure anymore, Dr. Sandra Lee, AKA Dr. Pimple Popper, is presented with this gorgeous, benign mass of skin cells. Oh, and it has a “face” like a baby and spews grey goo.
Dr. PP tells Bustle “The key to this is that you don’t act surprised, because that’s alarming and you don’t want them to be scared, like ‘What’s going on?’ and you don’t want them to feel like they’re disgusting.”
It’s a good thing her 2.4 million Instagram followers like disgusting.
Here’s the cyst.
If you tilt your head left and relax your eyes you can almost make out a baby face, which to me seems like a damn nightmare when you consider how many layers of tissue are between mother and fetus.
Just to put things into perspective…
This cyst has been around for 10 presidential administrations.
This cyst his has seen a man walk on the moon.
This cyst has seen the fall of communism.
This cyst remembers the dress JLo wore to the 2000 Grammy Awards.
And what’s more, the fluid that came out of this multi-generational growth looks similar to biscuits and gravy at the world’s sketchiest diner.
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