If that hyper-realistic hairy chest swimsuit appealed to your aesthetic, then I’m going to need you to direct your attention right this way.
“Hairy” leggings now exist in all their intricate glory, and they’re officially the perfect fashion accessory for anybody who wants to look like they’re covered in pubic hair, but doesn’t want to commit to growing out their body hair.
The leggings have come to the internet’s attention courtesy of the UK clothing site Contrado, which allows customers to print their own customized designs on shirts, pillows, and, of course, leggings.
These hairy leggings will run you about £34, or $44 USD.
There’s also a pair available from a vendor on Redbubble for a cool $49.
Naturally, I have some concerns about these leggings, which include but are not limited to:
- The design of the body hair is much larger than actual body hair, making the wearer look like they’re covered in brown veins.
- Unobservant people might actually report you for not wearing pants/public indecency.
- How on earth do you pair these leggings with your other pieces of clothing?
- Wouldn’t it just be easier (and less humid) to grow out your leg hair and wear shorts?
Look, I get that these leggings are meant to produce some sort of “shock factor,” and that there is likely no other reason to buy them aside from making people do a double-take. And for that, I applaud the creatives who came up with this design.
But, even so … I still sort of feel like I need to scrub my eyes after viewing this.