Savage dad trolls his daughter every year on her birthday

And to think of all the times you’ve probably stood in the card aisle at Target, furiously picking up card after card and rejecting them for trivial lines. This whole time we could have edited our feelings to make the card perfectly fit the recipient, instead of biting our tongue at a few lines that may not apply. After all, it’s the thought that counts, right?

Sike. Most of us would never in a million years do that. And yet…

Katherine Ryan’s Dad has his own way of telling his daughter just how he feels about her.

Here’s the card, as it he sought fit to present it to her:

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Katherine’s dad doesn’t think she’s especially graceful, or has a childlike wonder. Nor is she wise or show commitment. And while he loves her, he doesn’t necessarily love everything about her.

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Of course, Twitter responded with joyous approval of this ruthlessness show of parental love.

Apparently this isn’t a one-time occurrence either.

We’re hoping this father/daughter duo have the kind of relationship where this is considered harmless teasing. If not, we’re here if you need to talk, Katherine.

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