During your teenage years, the summer becomes an incredible time, full of sexual possibilities and opportunities to reinvent yourself — in theory, anyway. As such, expectations of summer shenanigans are often lofty when you’re a high schooler.
One girl apparently decided to take matters into her own hands in regards to summer adventures, and made a “Summer Bucket List.” Unfortunately for her/fortunately for bored people like you and me, she accidentally left that list in a dressing room.
Recently, Twitter user @scorpiosars shared a photo of a handwritten bucket list she apparently found in an Urban Outfitters.
The list is mesmerizing, to say the list — I mean, least. Some of the included goals are:
- “Have sex”
- “Go to a party”
- “Sports game” (ANY sports game??)
- “Pet a giraffe” (Hello, this is SO MUCH more important than sex)
- “Get drunk all the time”
- “Artsy 4th of July” (I have no idea what this means)
- “Get a boob hickey” (Oddly specific)
- “Have a lemonade stand with Zoe”
Okay, is this girl a 12-year-old or a 30-year-old?? It’s honestly impossible to tell when “Get a boob hickey” and “Pet a giraffe” are on the same list of goals. Also, I need to know what constitutes an “artsy” 4th of July.
The rest of Twitter was equally confused/captivated.
Some people made vain attempts to guess the mysterious list-maker’s age.
Some even felt compelled to share their own found lists.
Also, for anyone who was confused by the term “cross-faded,” don’t worry — you’re not alone.
We may never know the true identity of this ambitious teen, but one thing is certain: we should ALL probably step up our summer game, with serious go-getters like this girl out there.