If you sympathized more with the Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne than the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, enjoy shaming women for showing their scandalous ankles, and have $450 to blow, then this “cult” classic is the dress your sister wives will envy.
Bless us, because Twitter user @doree has found the fashion statement of the 19th century missing from your closet.
Everyone at the compound is gonna be so jealous when you roll up in this frock for the weekly stoning.
And it gets better, because Twitter was NOT here for spending money to look like an extra in The Village.
If you thought that dress was bad, it’s also available in “Settlement witch out to steal yo farmer…”
There’s also this $395 ensemble with a detachable sash, in case you’re feeling sassy and want to reveal that you have a *gasp* waist.
Images via Creatures of Comfort