Look, we’re all for playing the field. But you’ve gotta have the largest set of balls known to man to think that you can pull off not just 2, or 3, but several dates in one night. And in the SAME LOCATION, nonetheless. I mean, it’s not efficient, it’s just downright rude.
In what seemed like a harmless exercise in birthday fun, Lisette Pylant let her friends set her up on a date.
Even though she was forewarned that he’s probably a dud, Lysette decided to play along.
And then date #2 showed up.
Our heroine, being the stand-up citizen she is, takes one for the team and stays around to see that girl #2’s night doesn’t go like hers did.
So now Lisette and “Katie” find themselves on a mission: teach this classless guy that girl gangs can form in the most unlikely of situations.
In which we’re all like “YASS FUCK HIM UP!”
But it doesn’t end there! Dates #4 and #5 show up and the trio decides it’s time to save these victims from the fuckboy’s scheming.
LOL, he doesn’t even get a chance with Girl #5.
“ALREADY CUT…” I cannot with this level of fuckery.
Then, to just drive the point home, Lisette hears the fuckboy’s excuses and drops some twenty-first century knowledge on him.
And finally, in true “You gotta be kidding me” fashion, there was a sixth date…
*Sigh* When will these bros learn that it takes literally zero time to get roasted when you act a fool?