13 ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ quotes that are perfect for your next Instagram caption

If you have never seen The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, please do yourself a favor and binge all three seasons that are currently on Netflix. This hilariously original show is made up of the most lovable cast of characters including the bubbly Kimmy, the sassy all-to-relatable Titus, and their die-hard New Yorker friend Lillian.

Aside from the ridiculous plot lines, this Tina Fey-produced show is chock-full of phenomenal one-liners that make for the best Instagram captions. So next time you’re snapping a selfie, remember to “hashbrown, no filter.”

1. “Hashbrown, no filter.”

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2.  “I’m pretty but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.”

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3. “Females are strong as hell.”

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4. “I feel like a butterfly bursting from its crystalish and falling from the nest!”

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5. “I took that shoe and made lemonade out of it.”

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6. “Eat a bag of dirt, pass it in a kiddie pool, and move on.”

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7. “As long as it rhymes, everything will be fines.”

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8. “You can’t put a price tag on your self-respect.”

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9. “If you’re confident on the outside, good things will happen.”

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10. “Troll the respawn, Jeremy.”

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11. “Look at yourself, girlfrienemy.”

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12. “Find that small unbreakable you inside yourself.”

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13. “We’re different and you can’t break us.”

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