Justin Bieber apparently tried to hit up a random girl on Instagram

Justin Bieber may very well be going through some “heavy stuff.” I’m not personally familiar with his demons, but it seems like hanging out with a strange pastor and perpetually exhibiting erratic behavior aren’t exactly signs of a positive and thriving well-being.

Additionally, it seems that Bieber is lonely enough to actually scope out random women on social media and make a play for them β€” which, when you’re Justin Bieber, probably seems like a fairly safe gamble. (The sexual equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel.)

However, the most recent recipient of Bieber’s apparent affections wasn’t exactly thrilled by the prospect of getting romantically involved with the pop star.

22-year-old Jessi Gober was recently featured in a Boomerang on the Instagram feed for Fitness on Broughton, a gym where she is an employee.

Apparently, after seeing Jessi’s photo on the gym’s Instagram feed, Justin Bieber himself messaged the gym to determine the identity of the mysterious blonde girl who was proudly touting the benefits of guava energy drinks.

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(And yes, in case you were skeptical, it appears that this is Justin Bieber’s actual, verified Instagram account in these DMs.)

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Jessi was totally perplexed by Bieber’s inquiry, and shared the bizarre experience to Twitter (where, naturally, it quickly went viral).

Twitter was collectively SHOOK.

Many people encouraged Jessi to seize the moment and capitalize on this random “good fortune.”

But mostly, there was bitterness, jealousy and drama, courtesy of the many Beliebers out there.

If there’s one thing you can count on Justin Bieber fans for, it’s having an almost admirable level of dedication to a pop star who regularly throws temper tantrums onstage.

It sounds like Justin’s diehard fans don’t need to worry about being jealous, though β€” Jessi is already involved in her own fairytale romance, and probably doesn’t need to hook up with a dude who was too irresponsible to own a monkey.

Sorry, Justin. Looks like you’ll have to go back to finding dates the old-fashioned way β€” i.e., asking out one of the many supermodels you come into contact with on a daily basis.

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