I’ll be there in 5 mins (LOL).
I hate when ur running late & a dark army surrounds your car & you're like oh great now I have to defeat the skeleton king thanks universe
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) January 25, 2017
does everything take 10 times longer when you're running late or is that just me?
— Victoria Lohman (@lohhhhrida) March 16, 2017
*shows up late, mascara running down face, voice scratchy*
"Sorry, Ke$ha's 'Prayin' came on the radio right before I got here."
— Marisa Yerace (@MarisaEY) August 28, 2017
I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid "why I'm late" story.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 11, 2014
Running late this morning and tried to poop while brush my teeth, but ended up brushing my asshole and shitting into my mouth. Ugh MONDAYS
— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) July 24, 2017
I've yet to witness anything more terrifying than a hangry mom whose kids are making her run late to school drop-off.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) October 25, 2016
I'm running late because I left late for no other reason than a bunch of character flaws, feel free to eat without me
— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) October 24, 2015
Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.
— Housy Wife (@wife_housy) July 17, 2015
Please excuse 5 for being tardy to school. There was something imaginary in his shoe poking his foot that had to be checked 5 separate times
— Funny Mom (@hilariouswifey) October 3, 2016